Fri 01 Jan 2016 09∶12∶30
TV AUDIO - And everyone here in Town Square is eagerly awaiting the final countdown to 2016. The crowd has been gathered around the area for 12 hours. (fades)
Sidney - Celesta….
(Celesta staring to the side; bored)
Sidney - Celesta!
(Celesta looks at Sidney)
Sidney - It’s your turn.
Celesta - I’m..not..moving….(teeth grit)
Sidney - Then you forfeit the game.
Celesta - Why am I even playing this stupid shit with you?
Sidney - Because I’m an idiot that doesn’t know any better so you spend every Thursday evening with me so I can feel loved?
Celesta - Ughhh…
Sidney - Come on, you usually like board games.
Celesta - You mean how you like playing Crazy 8’s with fucking Yu-Gi-Oh cards??
Sidney - You’re just jealous of my Charizard. (Blue Eyes White Dragon)
Celesta stares; agitated.
Sidney - Aww..I never noticed how similar our eyes are.
Celesta - Sidney!
Celesta - Ughh…another worthless year gone…Another worthless year to come…
Sidney - Hey! Alright! HAPPY EASTER!!!
Celesta - I swear to fucking god Sidney, if you weren’t already dead I’d pull your throat out through your fucking ass.
Sidney appears with bunny ears and a weird nose.
Sidney - That’s no way to celebrate Easter…
Celesta’s teeth grit.
Sidney - Aren’t you gonna help me hide the eggs?
Celesta - I’m going to fucking destroy you!
Sidney - Celestaaa, why do you always gotta be such a stuck up ——-
Celesta - *scoffs*
Sidney - Come on, we can play your favorite game. What was that called again?
Celesta - Hide and go fuck yourself..
Sidney - Okay, you hide, I’ll -
Sidney - You wanna screw me?..I..I..I..Okay, I think I have some nails lying around here somewhere…
Celesta - uuuUUUUururghhhH!!!
Andrew and Froggy stare through the window
Froggy - *girly giggle* Oooh they’re fighting again!
Andrew - Ohh boy…
Celesta - Sidney, to put it in terms your thick skull can understand, I’m going to go shoot some dopey wopey, get as high as a fucking kite, and hopefully pass out and never fucking wake up.
Sidney - Roger that, Cornel Sanders!
Celesta disappears in a spell. Andrew and Froggy teleport in with their own spell.
Andrew - Aww, we missed it..
Froggy - Bummer…
Sidney - Hey guys, Happy Easter!
Andrew - Sidney..I know you’re not the brightest ghost out there but if you picked up a book once in a while you’d really learn a lot.
Sidney - Nah, that’s alright. Sometimes I just act extra stupid to see how far I can push her temper.
Andrew - Anyways, we’re having a jam session, wanna come with?
Sidney - You ever known me to turn down a little strummy chuggy? I’m so there!